Hey Tumblr! I'm Benjamin, just call me Ben! I also go by Ben the Biologist, Benny Benny Boo Boo, or Ben Nye the Science Guy; so if none of that gave you a clue I'm a biologist! I'm currently working towards my bachelor's, but I'm an active researcher on my way to being your children's future professor! Send me fan mail (if that's still a thing) I love hearing from people! :D P.S. I'm 20
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Hello Everyone. Please help me.

bloodydamnit:

So, as some of you may know, I’ve been on here for a very long time. After losing my account of nearly 6 years to a security change, I had to start this one (BloodyDamnit) and build it from the ground up. I worked.. my fucking ass off. And now, it’s gone. A few hours ago, when trying to delete my side blogs, my entire account got deleted instead. Now, I have to do this all over again. 

So, please. If you enjoy what I do, if you like my work, I literally beg of you to please get the word out. Reblog this so people know where to find me and why my paintings will link to a page that doesnt exist. 

I have created so many fucking friends on this platform and people that I genuinely care about. 

Tumblr has also been my livelihood. I am an artist, this is how I make money and now, I am terrified of what losing my other account can mean. 

Please, Please, Please help. 

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Thank you so much in advance. Thank you for giving me a space, a platform, a fucking family over these years. I would be forever grateful. 

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policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

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the au you all asked for

omg thank you all for the positive feedback!! Some of you wanted a little more shoujo action so here you go:

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He maybe doesnt have a nose, ears and fingers and easily gets a sunburn but all what matters is his warm heart! Why dont you see that he is perfect for you, Spongebob? God I hate shoujo heroines!

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Dont get me wrong, I love Sponjibobu wa maid-sama but Squidward is an asshole. He is only nice when Mr. Krabs is looking!

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Do you remember when Squidwards heart got possessed by a demon but then Spongebob appeared and saved him? As you know I dont ship them but wow THAT was a good episode.

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“I believe in you, Tentaculu-kun.”

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Im so glad Plankton didnt reveal Pantsu-chans identity. He might be a villain but at least he has some integrity.

@milkbeam

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delet this